22 November 2013

Persuasive Speech

Persuasion Speech: Why We Must Learn History

I want everyone to close their eyes and imagine they are not in this room. Not in Rexburg, not anywhere you’ve ever been before. You’re not sitting either. You’re lying flat on a table. Listen to the sound of drip, drip, drip from the leaky ceiling. Breathe in…then out… The salty aroma of fish is in the air. Can you smell them? Feel the motion of the room slowly going up, and then gently down. It repeats endlessly, as you realize that the swaying room is part of a boat. Breathe in again, and you feel a SHARP pain in your back. AWAKE! You see the fish bones littering the floor. There’s a man in the room, hands wielding small pliers. Do you recognize him? No. “What is your name?” he asks. Silence. You can’t remember. Who are you? Where are you? What are you doing here and why has this fisherman just extracted bullets from your back?
            Alright, open your eyes. Does anyone know what movie that scene was from? The Bourne Identity, opening scenes. Great movie, right? Let’s think about that scene. Could he remember who he was? Could he remember why he was there? Is there a trilogy of successful box-office movies showing him trying to figure that out? Yes! Jason Bourne didn’t know his own history, and unless we study the past, neither will we. You see, everything that has happened in the world up to this point in time tells us what we are made of. I am me because of history. You are you because of history. Knowing our history teaches us who we are.
            How have civilizations gone by affected the world today? Why do we speak English instead of some other language? Where does our everyday stuff come from? Do the scriptures have anything to do with history? We are going to explore how that is; how history has developed us, how it has changed us, and why it should mean everything to learn it!

History in Culture
We speak English, correct? Who do we have to thank for that? Any guesses? I say we should thank the Huns. Remember the bad guys who popped out of the snow like daisies in the Disney movie, Mulan? A few hundred years after Christ, the Huns had moved from China, across Russia, and were setting their eyes on Europe. Behind them, a trail of destruction. Ahead of them, the barbarian tribes bordering the mighty Roman Empire. These tribes panicked at the Hun onslaught, and being so desperate resorted to doing an invasion of their own, aimed at Rome. The emperor at the time knew that Rome could not stand against so many barbarians. As the Huns pushed out the barbarians, the barbarians pushed out the Romans. In terror, the emperor recalled all troops from England. When he did this, two tribes, known as the Angles and the Saxons, took control of Britain. It is from the Angles that we get “Anglish,” or English.
Imagine if the Romans hadn’t left Britain to fight the Huns. We might be speaking Latin! History shows us where we've come from.

History in Business 
Who in here uses a credit card? Bank of America was the first bank to create the credit card system in the late 1950’s. If we trace Bank of America’s genealogy back a 50 years, we end up in San Francisco, 1906, during one of the worst earthquakes in American history. An Italian banker named Giannini had rescued the money from his bank before fire destroyed the city, and then set about loaning funds to the earthquake survivors as they rebuilt San Francisco. The quake had eliminated nearly all Giannini’s competitors, which helped Bank of America in becoming one of the largest banking companies in the United States. In other words, an earthquake is the reason you have that credit card in your wallet. History shows us how we got here.

            History in Religion
The Book of Mormon, Another Testament of Jesus Christ. We know this to be a record of the inhabitants of the Americas descending from Lehi and his family, as well as others who were led here by the Lord. The introduction says of this,
The book was written by many ancient prophets by the spirit of prophecy and revelation. Their words, written on gold plates, were quoted and abridged by a prophet-historian named Mormon.
The prophets in the Book of Mormon, ending with Mormon and Moroni, were indeed historians in every definition. Alma often reminds both his sons and the readers that history was essential in the converting success of Ammon and the sons of Mosiah:
Yea, I say unto you, were it not for these things that these records do contain, which are on these plates, Ammon and his brethren could not have convinced so many thousands of the Lamanites of the incorrect tradition of their fathers; yea, these records and their words brought them unto repentance; (Alma 37:9).
Were it not for their own historical records, we wouldn’t have the fullness of the gospel, the restoration of the priesthood, or even this wonderful campus to gain an education. We have every name mentioned in this book to thank for our education. History shows us how to live.

History in Who We Are
      The most important people I have to thank for who I am are my parents. As I have grown, I’ve been able to see them grow with me. There are people you value in your lives, be it parents or other close ones, that you owe gratitude for their contribution to you. I know that my grandpa, who passed away in 2009, was one of the first people outside of my immediate family I cared greatly about. He helped me discover a new level of admiration in others, a skill I use today. Though I love him, I've learned that the way my parents raised me was influenced by how my grandpa raised my mom. For example, my mom is one who always has hope in the abilities of others. This is a trait she’s passed to me, but I suspect she developed it while a teenager as she watched my grandpa overcome an addiction to smoking.
What things have we learned from our parents? Do we know why they named us the way they did? Where does your last name come from? How did your parents meet? I found out this summer how my grandparents met, and it’s a really wonderful story. But you should find out how your grandparents met. What can you do today to discover how your family has made you?
Take these. (Hand out papers) They are a starter questionnaires of things that you should know about your family. Why? Because you will never understand who you can become if you don't know who you are. Because the more you know your history, the more you know about you.

References:
The Bourne Identity. Dir. Doug Liman. Perf. Matt Damon. Universal, 2002. DVD.
Introduction, Book of Mormon
Alma 37:9, Book of Mormon

04 November 2013

Familiar to Strange speech: making a PB&J --> secret scientist experiment

As I walked into the laboratory, I glanced around to see if the chief scientist was near. Eyeing nobody and feeling famished, my nefarious motives moved me further into the area of operation. I had been warned by the chief scientist to refrain from experimenting so soon before it was time to reconsume energy that evening. But I had to indulge myself. I hadn't had any energy since noon.

Pondering what might be the most immediate satisfying solution to my stomach cravings, I considered the options. Not enough time for something lengthy to prepare, for the chief scientist might discover me. And the stores of cheap, quick Pop-Tarts were depleted. I needed to concoct something easy, something sticky yet fruity. Something layered between two quantities of wheat. There remained one choice: the PBJ!

After locating a saucer upon which to begin my secret experiment, I scoured the cupboards for my first ingredient: peanut paste! That mashed mess of nutty beans are excellent appetizers on a post-lab eating binge. Pulped goober peas are crunchy, full of nuts. Not like that emasculated peanut spread some people prefer.

I set the cylinder on the lab table and moved on to the second necessary component. The smothered fruit preserves would do nicely for this particular test. I passed the blood-red colored jar and selected the purple tainted goop. Opening the lid, I was relieved to find there was enough for the experiment. (Sticks finger in jar and scoops out some.) Grape guts. (Eats portion of jelly on finger.) Mmmm…

Having obtained the bodily organs pertinent to my creation, I headed on to the final piece. I went to the gluten bank and converged on the carbohydrate-filled sponges that were available in times of need. And I was in need, for in no way was the experiment going to be quick or complete without two slices of this spongy-growth.

AT LAST! The materials assembled, I proceeded to concoct my creation under quiet experimentation. I began by placing the rectangular loaves parallel to each other. Then, placing a scalpel on the table, I took the container of discombobulated peanuts and used the scalpel to extract a proper portion from the container. (Smells container.) Ooh, I could smell the results already.


Taking the goober covered scalpel, I swiped the spread onto the sponge, thus nearly filling in each tiny hole on the porous surface. I repeated the system with the pectin-jelled fruit product, completing the maneuver upon the other slice of sponge. Then, setting down the scalpel, I took each sponge in each hand, smashing them together, and enjoyably tested the delicious data. It was at that crucial moment of discovery that the chief scientist opened the door to the lab.